Madge, sorry, Madonna has appeared on Letterman to reveal that she hates being called the former and that she’d rather get run over by a train than get married for the third time. But possibly most surprising of all is that she joined Letterman and ate her first ever slice of pizza (it was cheese-free though, so was basically just bread with tomatoes on it)…
Letterman began the interview by addressing her as Madge, to which she replied:
You know that’s one of the reasons I left England, so I don’t have to hear the word Madge again.
“People say it means two different things. Some say it is a colloquialism for a boring middle-aged housewife - others say it is short for majesty.”
It’s good to see we indirectly pushed her out of the country.
When Letterman asked Madonna if the rumours that she was to marry again were true, she answered:
“I think I’d rather get run over by a train.”
And looking like this, that’s probably more likely…
We think we preferred this interview from 1994. We don’t know what she’s been smoking but it almost made her likable…
